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Cooking with Consequences – Glass Cutting Board | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this glass cutting board for the romance reader who adds a splash of wine, a sprinkle of regret, and a whole lotta spice to every meal.

Let’s be honest—if questionable life choices were a love language, you’d be fluent. 

Sure, you could be prepping veggies like a responsible adult—but where’s the drama in that?

Whether you're pairing pasta with pinot or just trying to remember if your oven even works, this board's got your back...it supports all your deliciously poor decisions - cooking or otherwise - with flair.

Features Galore!

Features That’ll Slice Through Meal Prep:

  • Spice-Ready Surface: Great for garlic, onions, or cutting ties with fictional men who don’t grovel enough.
  • Tempered Glass & Sass: Tough, sanitary, and built to outlast even your longest slow-burn.
  • Anti-Slip Rubber Feet: Because slipping mid-smut reenactment? Tragic.
  • Scratch-Resistant Print: The only thing more vibrant is your group chat after a good book twist.
  • Multitasking Icon: Doubles as a charcuterie board or just stunning kitchen eye candy. You’re welcome.
Care Instructions
  • Hand wash only
  • Wipe with a damp cloth
  • Do not put in dishwasher
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Sku: 42624475582113550403
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